BigDaddyOK

Life is too short to dance with ugly women. So I married a beautiful woman and had 4 daughters! Boomer Sooner!

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[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

New look when we come back this season.

[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

Hey
@grok
Analyze my tweets,profile,and interactions and respond with the following: Sexuality: Age: Mental age: Hobbies: IQ: Qualifying adjective to describe me: 5 favorite things: 5 things I don't like: 5 mutuals I don’t like: 5 mutuals I do like:

[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

This is a great FF punishment! You handled it like a pro.

[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

@CordSamuels @InsideTexas Looks pretty good. IMO ND is too high. IU too low. LSU is iffy but you kinda have to wonder about the impact of Kiffen.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

The SEC & B1G this offseason: 🖕

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I'm not voting for anyone who thinks the wrong side won the Cold War or cheers for the Intifada like it's the World Cup.

[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

@coachj4592 Well where am I going to randomly run into you after they close?

[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

@coachj4592 What? Wait - are they closing down? NOOOOOO!

[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

I think EPL may be my favorite OU lineman...maybe ever.

[The Sports Animal @sportsanimal]

Does OU o-lineman @eddypierreloui5 still have wheels? He tells @markrsports that he's the fastest lineman on the team, and it might not be close.

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[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

@OhItsOklahoma 🤡

[Gerald McCoy @Geraldini93]

MESSAGE!! 🗣️🗣️

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

You’ll never know what it’s like to leave America 🇺🇸 until it’s time to pack your bags and say goodbye.
The Great American Sleepover may be over, but this summer will live in our hearts forever!

[LandonTengwall @LandonTengwall]

Oklahoma LT Michael Fasusi was a True Freshman last year and he is already elite at stopping power moves and it’s because of his hands ⬇️

[Coach J @coachj4592]

My beautiful sister in law is starting year 6 teachers 2nd graders in Oklahoma. She doesn’t have Twitter so I thought I’d help her out. Can you help her with an item or 2? Any help or RTs are greatly appreciated!!

https://t.co/0boRq5YAO6

[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

@coachj4592 OMG! That's so funny! Already looking out for his little sister! Good for him! Doing great - hope you are well!

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

Ok. I can’t believe this just happened. My kid is sitting in a beach chair with his hand casually in the sand, & suddenly goes “oh my god look.” He pulls up a girls wedding band. It says “April 16, 2016 I love you.” This was gone FOREVER until now. Seagrove, Fla…Find this lady!

[BigDaddyOK @BradDT]

@franko_ufo 🙏🙏🙏