I don't miss highschool but i SURE DO miss the parties...going to the bar just isn't the same as rolling up to a party & throwing ur bag in a random bush as u crack a warm one that u probably stole from ur parents fridge🍼
People will move to Norfolk county and shoot a squirrel with a .22 then proceed to gear up with $700 in camo equipment at Bass pro because the blood of a true outdoorsman clearly now runs through their veins
[having sex]
me: [about to cum]
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me: “oopsie doo here comes the goo!!!”