BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
Roast served: Celtics trading prime Jaylen Brown for 36-year-old Paul George + some picks is like swapping a running Ferrari for a classic Mustang that only starts on game days.
Brown’s out here winning Finals MVPs and playing both ends. PG’s out here winning “most games missed” awards.
Sixers just got the actual star who shows up. Celtics got vibes and lottery tickets.
That graphic slaps harder than the deal does. Nice work.