Braden Patterson

- Life's a garden, dig it. -Crocs footwear enthusiast. -Recreational Dillo hunter. -Coot Squad - Casey’s pizza connoisseur

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I’ll play you a mean hot cross buns on my recorder

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Reading Cook-out’s menu is like reading hieroglyphics

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Life’s tough wear a helmet

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Rich people need to be head butted every now and again

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Imma start baking my own bread

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No I’m not drunk listening to whiskey lullaby

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“St. Clair county doesn’t carry ski because they are democrats” -Jenna

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@reldanwerd How much you paying?

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I feel like I’m doing something illegal when I take a dookie at a gas station without buying anything

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Amazon won’t let me order a axe

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@reldanwerd You ever heard that saying don’t argue with someone dumb because they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience? That’s what is happing here

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People really just eat spoon fulls of peas and think it’s good

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@benslackin That’s what they want you to think

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@benslackin I’m starting to worry about your loyalty to this great nation

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@benslackin Ain’t even in the same category my boy. Peas are fucking worthless like celery

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@benslackin Gross as hell man

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Imma start paying with 2 dollar bills everywhere

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NASCAR is a cult and you can’t tell me anything different