Braden Allison

Composer • Singer • Actor

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Anyone who tweets like this deserves to get stuffed in a locker tbh

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It also created it babe

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is scarier than anything that’s ever happened at a drag show

[ScreenTime @screentime]

#BlackPanther star Letitia Wright calls out The Hollywood Reporter

“How dare you mention my name alongside men who have been accused of abuse & sexual misconduct … vile behavior”

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

It's like when all the traps get re-opened in ghostbusters.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“kanye is just trolling it’s not like anyone takes him seriously lol”

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

Hey little guy! I thought your unhinged antisemitic rant was really cool and epic. But if I could just offer one criticism

[Braden Allison @bradenhallison]

https://t.co/6Myz4WiGIU

Maybe the nerdiest thing I’ve done, made a video essay about #survivor

Check it out!

[Braden Allison @bradenhallison]

@CalebCritt I’m texting you my Venmo.

[Braden Allison @bradenhallison]

RIP Betty White, made a $10 bet with @CalebCritt in the second grade that she’d live a longer life than the Queen of England.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

"Please ignore the science, ignore the data."

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

This isn’t how the public sphere works and everyone knows it. Nobody actually believes that truth prevailing over lies can be remotely expected on the internet. So why say it? Just admit you want the evil guy to stay, and that you’re fine with him making the world worse imo

[CHOOSY @CH005Y]

Kansas City youth group was denied access into Summit Waves Water Park in Lee’s Summit, Missouri due to their skin color.

Summit Waves owner said she “didn’t feel comfortable” and “they didn’t represent Summit Waves”.

[Braden Allison @bradenhallison]

@lilzluvbug BSU 2022? 👀👀👀

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

In any case, people actually say this in real life. Say “nooo it’s not your fault” when someone apologizes for something they didn’t cause. They do it in reality and I don’t know why and I don’t know how to respond. “Yeah I know it’s not my fault :-) thanks babe! Ok bye”

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

I’m shaking rn

[Jay 🪐 @dojasharley]

Dan Schneider needs to go to jail. I need him to get the exact same treatment as R Kelly and Bill Cosby because WHY is he still walking the streets?

[Braden Allison @bradenhallison]

@paloma_sutter HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[David Dayen @ddayen]

The "Republicans vote against popular bills including things they support because they're whiny about Joe Manchin" challenge