Dark Braden

ok maybe DO be hasty

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How do I turn off the Texas Tech to Dallas pipeline

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@_priscillz Good work Priscilla

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@ubiquit_ass People are saying it’s canes time

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“The DEMOCRATS have dropped Joe Biden but make no mistake - Kamala is even MORE RADICAL”

Alright great that’s exactly what I have been hoping for all along, thanks!

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Paris Geller 2024

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@_redheadmermaid “It’s not illegal when president’s do it” - Nixon
“…write that down, write that down!” - SCOTUS

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Great News for people who are happy whenever I am personally excited about something!

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I was complaining about how hot it was in Lubbock, so EARLY in the summer. And Google is straight up making me cry:

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I cannot believe they pay me to wreck ‘em every day

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I love working on the TTU campus 🙂‍↕️

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@ubiquit_ass @iminamtg Truly an answered prayer

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@ubiquit_ass Feel better soon!

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@ktewoj Now THIS is your most cancellable take

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@_redheadmermaid Lmao i was thinking the same thing

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Why is my toddler crying? His hotwheels aren’t the right temperature

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@ktewoj Love the Casio

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@ktewoj It turns out “you will eat a muffin and like it” was my CIA sleeper agent unlock code

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@ktewoj Oh crap you just unlocked something I had hidden away deep inside me

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I don’t think I’m the first one to say this, but I think Texas really started to decline once we started using this very boring license plate

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@livgar34 I did it Olivia and I must admit that It’s Fine