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[kate @bradfieldkate]

@TangerineHelps online purchases are still getting declined even though I can see the funds in my account.

[kate @bradfieldkate]

@CanRevAgency Experiencing an internal servor error on multiple pages (Message centre, pre-auth debit, etc.) within CRA My Business Account - is this just me?

[kate @bradfieldkate]

I look like a Walmart version of Adele

[kate @bradfieldkate]

For @minalima, how did you research and find inspiration for something like a wizarding world, that doesn’t exist in history? #rgddt

[kate @bradfieldkate]

Happy 200th episode @kurtisconner, I’m doing dishes and hydrating :-)

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Now wtf

[Dirty Dan @daniellemaria99]

me everytime I speak

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

I wrapped my cat in aluminum foil so government spy satellites cannot monitor when I kiss him on the lips

[chad @badboychadhoy]

I try an olive about once a year and every time I do i’m like damn this shit sucks lmao

[rose ☕️🌼💻 @icedcortado_]

Barista hot take of the day

The person in line behind you can afford their Starbucks. End the pay it forward chain and tip the baristas instead.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: why does my back hurt a little

webmd: fuck dude what? your back??

me: yeah why

webmd: fuck man oh my god

[nicole kornher-stace @wirewalking]

sometimes i think about when my kid was 5 and wanted to dye his hair blue and i let him because it's his fuckin hair and a concerned acquaintance was like "just make sure you don't let him grow up to be TOO weird" and i was like "why" and they never did come up with an answer

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens

[man of constant sbarro @HalloweenEric]

Instead of buying “fresh linen” scented candles I’ve just started lighting fresh linens on fire

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[RUTHLESS @TaylorsTweets_]

I would pay top dollar to see my kik messages 😂😂😂