BRADI NELSON

I’m back, bitchez.

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@sir_tongan Who’s playing?

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Today an 8-year-old had the audacity to explain to me what iCarly is...

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not my mom saying “you always look cute” when I asked if I looked skinnier 😂😂😂

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🤮🤮🤮 at my drunk voice memos I made as if I was talking to my ex I hate myself lololol

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The fact that I feel 2020 changed me so much that I’m scared no one likes me anymore is really bringing up some old ass insecurities that are not welcome

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at the end of the day everything in my life is about or related to sauce

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cryin in the club & by club I mean my car, the shower, my bed, a park bench, taco bell drive thru

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my booty call responded "same to you" when I wished him a happy valentine's day, and that is the extent of my male interaction today

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@waritybutt Literally wtf is wrong with you

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This is a PSA: *67 still works

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no longer waiting for my ex to get out of jail to finish game of thrones because im done being sentimental about stupid shit ha!

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@waritybutt Veganuary.. 👀

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“Happy new year!” she writes in her own blood.

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Merry Christmas to everyone out there who is miserable & still plugging along. PS: how are you doing it plz send help?

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I’ve really got to stop assuming that when people ignore my birthday it’s cuz they’re prepping for my surprise party 🙃

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s/o to those that are thriving rn & also plz help me

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9/10 nights I make mashed potatoes before bed.

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damn this lifetime christmas movie starring mario lopez is truly the fever dream i never knew was missing in my life

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when people say "national pandemic" it's both redundant and an oxymoron

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wondering if this is the worst year of my life cuz honestly if it gets harder i’m never getting out of bed