Bradley Cameron

curator of delinquent athletics

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

Can I get a discount?

[tCb 🗣🛹🛹🛹💸💸💸 @thomas__barker]

This is a receipt for a $45 skateboard deck from 1982, according to the bureau of labor statistics $45 in 1982 would be worth $121 in 2021, a skateboard deck in 2021 costs $50.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

@mattsadventure I cleared my entire driveway of snow while wearing socks and flip flops. It’s an acquired taste.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

@maxdubler @FullMelvnJacket I’ve woken up by 4am to catch a flight many times. Sometimes on an airplane, many times on a skateboard.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

Update: I guess we’re bowling again in Washington state, but without the vaccine. Masks still required.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

I don’t care what’s in the vaccine, inject that shit in me already so I can go bowling again.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

@maira_iq Yes. I want to be productive and contribute to society and grow my skills and talents along the way. I’ve done nothing before, caused by depression and doing nothing made more chronic depression. I like going out into the world and helping people everyday.

[Daniel Heppner @Danielhep]

This is the bus lane content you came to Twitter for. You're welcome.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

So far all of life has pointed me towards heterosexuality, however sometimes when I’m at Costco and see a gay couple I fantasize about what it would be like to shop there with my imaginary male life partner.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

She’s hanging out at some dudes fancy million dollar house

I’m finally posting for the first on my meme account I started over a year ago.

Things are going pretty good.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

@equalmotion That parking garage gives me AAA tow guy nightmares

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

Onlyfans but it’s me doing non permitted construction work while causing multiple OSHA violations.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

If you’re a tradesmen you respawn at 5:59AM, either in the jobsite portajohn, or at Home Depot waiting for the doors to open.

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

My roommate says that this already exists?!?!? It’s called twttr or something?

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

Hear me out:

Flapbook: Facebook but for birds

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

@siohasfriends Rich people have revolving credit card debt and a $500+ car payment so they can impress people they don’t even like with stuff they don’t even want.

Wealthily, everyday millionaires drive a Toyota Camry and shop exclusively at Costco and Trader Joe’s.

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

"we havent had sex in a while please fuck me tonight" - my gf
"How am I supposed to make that work?! We've got to find someone that has a penis"

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

@FullMelvnJacket Both. Many are chill, many are wanna be ACABs

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

America is indire need of a cigarette

[Bradley Cameron @bradleyrcameron]

I don’t care what’s in the vaccine, inject that shit in me already so I can go bowling again.