Bradley Weaver Music

Husband, father, musician, instructor & writer

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

Realistically, I should only own 3 shirts.

[The Dad @thedad]

I wish I could’ve saved all the naps I refused as a stubborn toddler to cash in as a tired adult.

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

@samijolien How was your workout?

[jo lampert @jolampert]

There is no ‘teacher shortage’. There are thousands of qualified experiences teachers who are no longer teaching. There’s a shortage of respect and proper compensation for teachers allowing them to actually teach.

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

Fellow dads, if you only check the door locks twice after everyone goes to bed, do you even care about your family?

#parenthood #dadlife #fatherhood #dadsdailyduty

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

A fun thing to do, if a coworker won't stop going on and on about their favorite pro sports team, is to say, 'Oh. I didn't know they were still a team.'

Extra gratification if they refer to said team as 'we.'

[Drew (some assembly required) @dmc1138]

Cats don’t like fireworks either. They just aren’t little bitches about it.

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

He gets it.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

The news coming out of the United States is horrific. My heart goes out to the millions of American women who are now set to lose their legal right to an abortion. I can’t imagine the fear and anger you are feeling right now.

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

@maryfairybobrry Man, that's just inviting a scrotum puncture.

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

@kevinthedad I feel like a new man!

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

Congratulations to all my friends, in bands, who are out there on the road again.

It's been a tough 2 years, but you've scrapped and made it through and can, once again, make a living doing what you love and were put on this earth to do!

Oh, btw, can you put me on the list?

[Average Dad @Average_Dad1]

Movie: *mentions Vietnam*

CCR: you rang?

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

@dadmann_walking Hey, wait! This isn't funny at all. What's going on here?

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

Just a reminder that the Sex Pistols were a fabricated band that released one incredibly mediocre album.

#4ammusicmusings

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

I was picking up food off the floor when my baby dropped some more on my head and that’s basically parenting in a nutshell

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

@inthewhale @LZZYHALE Probably wondering what y'all are doing.

[Jimbo Hart @JimboHart]

Have you ever thought about going electric instead of monster-truck (or even just non-monster-truck)?

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

Me (to my toddler): Please play quietly while I get the baby down for a nap.

My toddler:

[Bradley Weaver Music @bradleyweav]

@Jochum3Jochum Hey, that looks familiar.