Devil Chef

dear Elon. you plastic surgery riddled racist twat waffle. May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits AND may that whopping case of Syphillis keep raging

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

@THFC_TICKET Thanks for a great experience. The new Stadium is gorgeous and the ticket was solid!

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

@THFC_TICKET Looking for one - please DM me.

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

@GodlyNations F. -500%. Also never trusted these lying, thieving, grifting pieces of garbage to start with. May they all drift into obscurity where they belong.

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

I would officially like to start a petition to revoke Infantino’s visa. Good god man. Shut your yapper you corrupt ass kissing twat. #worldcupdraw #soccer #FIFAWorldCup2026

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

Hey @verizonfios - you up? Just got this…. So why do I need to call you? Why didn’t you just take it off all our bills?? tried to call three times & wasted 25 minutes of my life cuz your system boots me. Insufferable customer service. Music. And your AI chatbot is the WORST. 🖕

[Elsie white @Elsievotesblue]

Listen💙The maggots are trying to blame the democrats for the shut down!! I truly take my hats off to you maggots for being the most uniformed, delusional and gullible people!! You’ll should just go live on island where you can be yourselves (STUPID)🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦
#DemVoice1
#DemsUnited

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

You might want to listen to this from start to finish and then share it until your heart is content.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

OH HELL YES‼️
This would be FANTASTIC‼️

[Saganism @Saganismm]

When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

This old couple talking trash on the Trump admin is so therapeutic

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

@anders_aslund It is Bigly low. Swing low sweet IQ. He has the best low IQ because of his big beautiful brain.

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON THE CHANGE NEEDED IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

@MargoMartin47 One former illegal immigrant/South African Con Man.
One pathetic narcissist whose Daddy never hugged him.

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

Curious why egg prices are insane and you can’t get them at Trader Joe’s?! It’s because of #trumpsbirdflu - thanks Donald. #eggs #birdflu #TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

I know I’m a weird messenger to be giving advice, but I truly mean this to be helpful, @JDVance.

Fire your whole team. They clearly hate you. This is TV production 101, and they failed it.

1) Someone is supposed to scout ahead and make sure everyone there is interested in being on camera AND excited to talk to you. And if your team finds out that no one at the place is interested in talking to you and some don’t even want to be on camera with you - situations that I’m sure you are used to by now - then your team needs to find another establishment.

2) Someone is supposed to prep you with names and talking points. This is especially true because, as you know, you are horrible at small talk. Your team must even know this by now. Your team has to give you follow up questions so you are ready to go. “What is your bestselling donut?” “What’s your favorite?” “What do you recommend?” “What’s your favorite part of your job?” “Do you eat too many donuts because you work here.” This is simple stuff. But again, I get that it is extremely hard for you to speak to humans. That’s why you need a better team.

3) in lieu of small talk, which I would recommend you skipping because you are - again - HORRIBLE at it, your team should have given you a pre decided order so you were ready for the “difficult task” of ordering donuts. Here are a few suggestions for next time. “I’ll take a dozen glazed.” “Just give me a dozen of your bestsellers.” “JUST FILL THE BOX WITH SPRINKLES THAT YOU SCRAP OFF OF SPRINKLE DONUTS, AAAAAARGH!!!”

That last one was a trick. If you believed it then you need more help than I even imagined.

The good news is I’ll happily take you on as a client to teach you how to appear more human, all for the price of one jabilliondee dollar bucks. Currently, there is a 1% discount. But I need your answer by… more

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

whenever Elon Musk tweets about UK politics I think of this

[The Sage @SarkySage]

Not sure who made this but it’s brilliant

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

NEW AD: Trump’s RNC speech last night was rambling and full of lies and hate.

So much for his “new tone.”

[Devil Chef @bradlicious]

“Our tournament performance was super lame. We must do better. We’ll be conducting a review of whether we let brothers hire their brothers to coach even though they make horrible decisions & are in NO way qualified as we look to the 2026 World Cup. We suck.”#usmnt #BerhalterOut