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da pitt

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[♡ @numberrkat]

beautiful love vs mental illness

[♡ @numberrkat]

everyone get into strangers from hell NOWW

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

that's why when y'all were calling s3 and s4 bad i couldn't hop on the train like

[🐛io • artfight i0lanthe @i0lanthe_]

Friend whos entire thing is saying perverted shit constantly: Guys i think im asexual

[legally incorrect the pitt @theshittposts]

#thepitt

[anyyya…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @anni_the_ghost]

Hello!
I have one VIP SILVER ticket available for Helsinki show. Please send me a DM if you are interested, just ended up with an extra ticket because I got gold VIP a little later.

#danandphil #hardlaunch #helsinki #wts #dnp

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

There's a cute little Ratatouille reference in The Bear season 5 that made me momentarily concerned about Disney's influence seeping into the show, but thankfully they follow it up 5 seconds later with the line "Say that fucking word one more time, I'm gonna kick you in the dick"

[✵ @evcriqrk]

And it was the one he made by disobeying his head chef R U KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO DIE OFC HE REMEMBERS THAT DISH

[caiden @golddusttwoman]

most accurate depiction of a situationship i’ve ever seen

[🥀🗡️ @bradmallgoth]

@_anyabantik красотка!!!🫶🫶

[caiden @golddusttwoman]

girl who is gonna be okay

[buddy |🔻 ( TADC 9 SPOILERS ) @snailsandbugsss]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[ivy @ohhhhhherewegoo]

first ever case of straightbaiting

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me tweeting anything

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

foundational text

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?