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Eyes closed. Head first. Can’t lose.
Follow me on vine. landing my crash landing

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

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I wanted to ride a train while in Europe. Here we are stuck in mcdonalds in a train station in Rome while the train workers are striking.... as a pro workers strike guy, this is bittersweet

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Israel and I's travel grocery list-

Beer, wine, bread, cheese, meat

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Might be a POS, but at least I got my Christmas lights down before July this year

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I cant believe in 2023 we are still having to file our taxes. In the age of such immensely powerful technology, certainly there's a robot that just has all this information and I can stop wasting my time

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When people flip me off for driving however I'm driving. I get in a better mood.

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Remember when people got roasted for having a hands free bluetooth ear piece in at all times. Where are all the roasters now that airpods are a thing

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Hear me out... why do we sign professional emails? My professional email address has always just been some form of first name.last name@organization

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@roun_sa_ville Say it ain't so

[threads: realadmadlad bsky: admadlad @admadlad]

beach/door? 🤔

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PSA: School of Rock is on Netflix

That is all

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I'm not saying sushi is bad. I'm just saying if the fish was cooked before being placed in the roll, it might taste better

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If Biden wants to get a Nobel peace prize like Obama, he's still gotta bomb like 6 more countries. Rookie numbers.

[Daniel Onoja @thedanielonoja]

Overthinking 101

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

For the Record: I don’t Trust any politician.

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This might be considered fake news

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Our president is not above the law.

Justice serves the people — it doesn’t protect the powerful.

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We are acting like a couple gomers with Trump gear breaking into the capital is the worst thing to happen this year when I was watching the office on Netflix at 230 am January 1st and it was taken down

[Jesse Ventura @GovJVentura]

When I joined the military, I took an oath to defend my country against all threats, foreign and domestic. These are seditionists. These are domestic enemies. These are the same people refusing to wear masks because they feel it's their right to spread coronavirus.

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Lol

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Joe Biden isn't even president yet and CNN is laying a foundation of excuses....

[CNN @CNN]

President Donald Trump and his allies in the administration are dislodging officials across the government and burrowing loyalists into agencies in a way that could make them difficult for President-elect Joe Biden to remove next year https://t.co/pZNE9DVdTG