SalesMurph

You’re in her DMs, I am her DM. You’re welcome to play just please bring snacks.

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

Throwback to my sister’s wedding when I had to walk her drugged-up, crazy dog for the ceremony

[weezer @Weezer]

It's almost that time 🍂🍁🍂🍁 1 week til SZNZ: Autumn

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

father and son beautiful folk music duet

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

First bar I went to in Campbell since moving in was blasting Tool and Breaking Benjamin. Incredible.

[Sidski Sid @sidgotgenes]

Just realized this is the profile photo for my professional GMail. I've been negotiating salaries like this

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

i check my watch. "i'm late!" i grab my coffee and throw it back, running out the door. two seconds. my hand pops back in and grabs my cap.

i weave through traffic. cars honk. i pull up to the airport, adjust my tie, and walk for 8.5 hours against the grain on the moving walkway

[​Bear @BearUNLV]

I needed a laugh, and this is over delivered 🤣

[weezer @Weezer]

👀

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

men don’t have “interests”. men only develop interests to impress us. nice hand painted 40k warhammer figurines, whore.

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

every one in NYC: "i make 6 figures" as if it's a brag. that's not even enough for one short campaign. I have painted Hundreds of mini figures in my Dungeons and Dragons career

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

Nashville was really dope until it decided I would be staying another four hours entirely at the airport surrounded by "country music 4 life" products

[Weezer Lyric Bot @WeezerLyricBot]

Okay bitches, Weezer and it's Weezy

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

I miss playing my guitar for people in sc, it really was my favorite thing to do

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

My apartment in Chicago's dryer doesn't dry my clothes all the way first try and it serves as a nice nostalgic throwback to 1st year at ucsc

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

Seattle consumes all

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

@sidgotgenes Cope.

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

I'm back to this shit app

[SalesMurph @bradmurph92]

Man they don't tell you but a side effect of the booster is you become the sum of all human knowledge

[Joey Babcock @joeybabcock_]

The western monarch butterfly count is at its 5 year high with almost 250k counted this year :)

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

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