Brad Neely

China, IL. Wizard People, Dear Reader. Harg Nallin. Washington. Baby Cakes. Creased Comics. Queeblo. YouTube: TheRealBradNeely. You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

@philorphilip IYKYK motherfuckers…

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

Thanks, Joshua!

[Joshua A. Streeter; ὃς μάλα πολλὰ/πλάγχθη @PlaidBarbarian]

@ItsGoneAwry You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant by @bradneely. But you have to do the audiobook to hear it narrated by the author.

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

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Much appreciated, Mr West

[Adrian Nathan West @a_nathanwest]

Seriously y'all get this Bran Neely Creased Comics book: https://t.co/yGO5Uh4GGR

[Adrian Nathan West @a_nathanwest]

Seriously y'all get this Bran Neely Creased Comics book: https://t.co/yGO5Uh4GGR

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

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[Brad Neely @bradneely]

Mexican Big Macs are better. It’s the real sugar.

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

Life is plate-spinning until they lay you out on one. —John the Baptist

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

Thank you very lucky for this!

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Very happy to have the whole @bradneely collection

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Very happy to have the whole @bradneely collection

[ally @missmayn]

struggling to purchase a new oven, new washing machine and new computer because all the reviews are like, “made of plastic crap. broke after 18 months” and “can’t wash my clothes rn because the machine’s wifi was hacked to mine bitcoin.”

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

That’s not the way it’s done. —The Devil

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

Say no to no idea. —muse to a hoarder

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

Y’all speakin’ in honeyed tongues?

—excited tiny imp in the sugar bowl with the lid raised on its rim by the little hopeful head

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

Ooo, yeah. Put a little math in it, you sexy genius.

— muse in the ear of a novelist

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

I don’t know what you know, Bro, but I know it’s fucking with you.

—a tender bro with his hand slightly on the shoulder of a bro sitting on a curb covering his crying face

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

Monarchs are back!

—Husband screaming into the house from the backdoor

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

What if we were moon dancing?

— A marg-drunk horny mom coming onto her husband who is trying to perform CPR on a dying person in the bar of a Chili’s

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

I stopped caring what I looked like now that everyone is trying to look like me.

—fucked up busted looking weird ass motherfucker

[Around The Universe In 80 Days @ponymerks]

@bradneely thank you brad neely this section made me tear up a lot. Really excited to receive your new book