Brado

Keep my third eye hidden under my Blue Jays fitted. We play by goon rules. Teacher. I only have correct opinions about the Blue Jays.

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

Today and forever it’s:

Fuck Donald Trump and everyone who stands with him.

Fuck Pierre Poilievre and the CPC.

Free Palestine.

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

Fuck man, imagine if we had this Okamoto and a good Vladdy mashing in 3-4. Team would be scary

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Kazuma Okamoto is on pace for:

38 HR (2nd among 3B)
123 wRC+ (5th)
4.0 fWAR (6th)

In his first MLB season. Sick player

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

Can you imagine how obnoxious #BlueJays Twitter would be if we paid another $500 mill to Kyle Tucker and both him and Vlad were hitting like this??

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

4 players that make sense to be right next to each other on the wRC+ leaderboard, but nowhere near the number they all should be at

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

All-time comedic timing at the end to yell “There’s Seven!!” And star directly into the camera

[Out Of Context Communism @OOCcommunism]

ACAL (All Conservatives Are Lobotomized)

[The Chartist Formerly Known as Anth @xBuffaloAnth]

The names listed from 45-48 cannot be fucking real.

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

Laughing like this about the guy who wrote and starred in the single greatest sports movie of all time.

Negative ball knowledge

[Tig @Tig_Bo]

Seth Rogen says Sylvester Stallone has only made four good movies.

"What's the over/under on actual good Stallone movies? I think it's like four." - Ike

"Demolition Man. Tango and Cash is enjoyable, but it's not a good movie." - Seth

"Stallone is maybe not as good as Schwarzenegger. Not even close. Predator alone is better than anything Stallone has made." - Ike

"Stallone has no Terminator 2, no True Lies. Schwarzenegger is in legitimately great movies." - Seth

"Stallone made a run from 1997 to 2012 that was rough. Do you remember Driven? Daylight? He's trapped in the Holland Tunnel. His character's name is Kit Latura." - Ike

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

@KutterIsKing Still trying to wrap my head around how this is no earned runs. I just watched Durbin earn a run

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

@ScoringChanges

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

0 earned runs off a homer is DIABOLICAL

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

0 Earned Runs, the CY agenda is as strong as ever as far as I’m concerned

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

Genuinely asking how the fuck a home run can lead to no earned runs. Even if the guys on base got on by errors, the one run from the guy who hit the homer has to be earned doesn’t it??

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

@VladdyMuse I give Kirk a little grace, guys played like 30 games this year. If this continues to the All Star Break I’ll be nervous

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

So here’s where they get you.

If someone walked up to me and said “fuck Canada, you’re all immigrants on stolen land”
That wouldn’t personally offend me. That’s true.

Friendly reminder that being Jewish and being Israeli are two VERY different things

[winnie (save 🇸🇩, free 🇵🇸) @winnie4prez]

I hate Israel with all my soul but, I mean, shouting this at a random Jewish person IS antisemitic...

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

The #BlueJays are getting swept by the Mets aren’t they…

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

Sound financial literacy takes you very far lol

[Johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Dumbass aliens better wait until after the Toronto Blue Jays get back to .500 tonight.

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

NBA is fucking stupid man.

Go on Baseball Savant and you have complete, accurate records for players that played in the 1880s

In the NBA you have incomplete stat sheets from barely 100 games from the greatest player at the time in the NINETEEN SIXTIES

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

If Vladdy was 1% of the player he was last year the #BlueJays are like 3-5 games over .500

[Brado @bradoknowsball]

Genuinely how does Kazuma Okamoto not have 12 WAR??

I can think of at least 4 games off the top of my head that he has won almost single-handedly #BlueJays

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

Luis Urías has hit more HRs at the Rogers Centre than Vladimir Guerrero Jr. this season

[Gate 14 Podcast @Gate14Pod]

JEFF MOTHER FUKIN HOFFMAN. WHAT AN APPEARANCE