Was staring at a woman walking in front of me with some toilet paper stuck to her backside. She looked over her shoulder, glared, and said "do you G*d Damn mind?"
No I don't Charmin Bear
When you’re struggling and the people you’d expect to be there aren’t there anymore.
It’s like people only surround you when you’re doing good and don’t wanna stand with you in the bad times.
Anxiety is a bbbbb. Prayers appreciated y’all.
Gave 5 $1 bills back to a costumer and counted them back to the tune of mambo #5 (if u know u know) and they didn’t understand it and looked really unimpressed. Lol at me trying to socialize.