I’ve lost all confidence in @Delta. We’ve had 3 consecutive planes with mechanical issues. We’ve totaled more than 24 hours of delays. My 2 year old is running off 1 hour of sleep and my pregnant wife is miserable. The best they can offer us is $12 meal vouchers. Huge bummer.
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Skills & Work Experience:
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-Controller Gang, 1993-Present
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Feelin’ good, wanna share the love. I’m gonna DM 3 people that RT this tweet a $1,000 amazon gift card in 72 hours. Make sure you’re following, so I can DM you. Good luck! 🍀