Brady Tanck

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

@_marlitanxk_ mom just asked if you wanted something for dinner... The meatballs were actually quite good

[Mari Matsuda @mari_matsuda]

They listened to the science, listened to women, thought about the women and girls they knew. Proud that my state was the first to legalize. Those of us old enough to remember must bear witness: Women died. What a difference it made to our sense of safety to gain this right.

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

Sometimes patients shit on the wall and then I’m left wondering how my college education led me to this place

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

Is this what it’s like to be married?

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

If we could possibly solve the coronavirus issue before hopping to the next disaster, that would be preferred

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

I sense my Christmas Gift from the hospital this year will be the Rona vaccine

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

I miss the confidence I had at 13 teen... I thought I was an absolute dime piece

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

I asked why she went as Mike Tyson for Halloween... she was actually a mermaid

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

Thought my dog was depressed because he hasn’t eaten has food all weekend and his only activity is napping... and then I remembered that I’ve let him finish everyone of my meals and I’ve probably been slowly killing him with human food

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

I wore a winter jacket to work today... I’m not sure if I’m a little bitch or if it’s really that cold

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

One day you’re 12 and eating a lunchable and the next you’re 22 buying a mattress online... what a life

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

Skinny bitches are like “love the body that god gave you 🥰🤪💕💜” And I’m like well god didn’t even give me a body, he gave me CELLULITE E V E R Y W H E R E

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

I must be going through some shit because I had to stop myself from impulsively getting bangs today

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

It’s funny how when I wear a mask at the hospital I’m just doing my job, but when I wear one to wait on tables I’m a “liberal idiot”

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

I’m not sure if I should take political advice on Instagram from girls who were mean to me in high school. Lmk.

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

Idk what happened to Picture To Burn Taylor Swift but can some please find her?

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

I’m trying my best to grow out my hair to avoid looking Lord Farquaad at my wedding but things aren’t looking good

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

Communication is key

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

@jimmyjohns emailed me a coupon for a free sandwich at 8 am so I ate my lunch for breakfast and ordered a sandwich for noon. And that’s a lesson on making adult decisions.

[Brady Tanck @brady_tanck]

Living in the basement means you’ll never sleep in again. Every morning my family stampedes through the house and some how seems to slam every door and toilet seat possible.