Brady

If women don't find ya handsome, they better find you handy -Red Green

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

open at your own risk

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [walking my date up to her door] sorry i screamed when the waiter brought the fajitas out

her: nobody else thought they were rattlesnakes

[Brady @bradyman_543]

@McDonalds Why is the Wayland McDonald's closed? I just drove 10 minutes. It's 9pm on a Saturday. Do better man I'm hungry

[dont test me ill shrink u @vangobot]

*falls down several flights of stairs, breaking multiple bones*
ME: *into headset mic* I'm in

[Cold Ones @ColdOnes]

In the morning I'm making waffles!

[Cold Ones @ColdOnes]

Shaggy Commits Tax Fraud

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[Gamer Supps® @GamerSupps]

We are giving away 0.01 #Bitcoin (~$630)
RT to enter,
Must be following @gamersupps (so we can dm the winner)
Winner chosen tomorrow at 3pm when we release our next waifu cup

[Zach Harig @zach_harig]

Colin Weber game-winner for Hopkins as the Vikings beat Otsego, 62-61 to advance to the district final against Wayland!

Video: Chris Jasinski

[Steve-O @steveo]

So grateful to be celebrating thirteen years of sobriety today— thanks to everyone who helped me get here!

[Gaege Gibson @juicyfruitsnacc]

fuck i love eating sand

[Zuckles @zuckles]

I miss being a hype man

[Bethesda @bethesda]

We are deeply saddened to tell you of the passing of Robert A. Altman, our Founder and CEO. He was a true visionary, friend, and believer in the spirit of people and the power of what they could accomplish together. He was an extraordinary leader, and an even better human being.

[Brady @bradyman_543]

@SouthwestAir @emilymaraee She's got a boyfriend Jasmine chilll

[Fitz @goodguyfitz]

i’m not procrastinating i’m just doin a lotta side quests

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Happy to announce that I have been sworn in as the 46th President of the United States

[Brady @bradyman_543]

Get the politics out of my feed, im tryna look at some memes

[TmarTn @TmarTn]

2 PS5s
Xbox Series X & S
Nintendo Switchs
GeForce RTX 3080
2020 MacBook Pro
iPhone 12 Pro Max
and much more...

Who wants to be blessed? ☺️🙏

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

Merica.