Man goes to the doctor, “Doc, I’m depressed. I keep banging women in their early 20s and I can’t stop.” Doc says, “the Foo Fighters are in town. Go to their concert and take your mind off of all the hot 20 somethings you keep banging.” The man says, “but Doc, I am Foo Fighters.”
People need to shut up with the "both sides" bull crap.
At this point, IF there are only two sides, then it's US versus THE PEOPLE KILLING US. I can't believe I have to say this as if I was still teaching middle school, but THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL ITS OWN CITIZENS.
Joker apologizing on Letterman via live video feed for all his crime and murder and Batman chiming in with “stop laughing it’s not funny” to the audience