Braeden Gilbert

Pastry Chef , Dog mom 🐶 , Sports Fan 🏐🏒🏈⚾️

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

Why do pregnant women have to hold their belly in every. single. picture? We get it… just fucking chill already…

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Me at my first outing post vaccine

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

If you have a personalized license plate just know that I’m judging you..

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

Ran into some guy from my high school last night and he tried making fun of me for liking Justin Timberlake. Like dude, you’re the fucking joke, not me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Then I proceeded to play all JT on touch tunes the rest of the evening..

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Always remember: Hug your goalie 🤗

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Details from the past.
Remixed for the future.

adidas #ReverseRetro coming soon

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

@Dehvaughn 😬😬😬 yeah you right.... I am just itching For some pain so I can feel something again... lolol

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

@Dehvaughn Sad day. They looked like they were going to be mighty tasty.

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

I’m so content leaving someone on read until they leave me on read... umm ex-fucking-cuse me?

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

I’ve said the phrase “quit licking your butthole!” More that I have ever thought I would in my lifetime.... #dogmom

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Thinking about this a lot today 🤯

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

@Dehvaughn @GregAbbott_TX He’s a fucking cock weasel...

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

@Rosemar42894219 @Jord_45 @realDonaldTrump Lol I hope you’re fucking joking. Because if you seriously think that you’re an idiot.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

YOUR WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS!

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

One game at a time 💪

@Kia | #GoStars

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

This team never quits

📸: https://t.co/gZofawN4L9

@txuenergy | #GoStars

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'm hearing conflicting stories in the news so just to clarify - does Putin have to vote in-person or can he still use a mail-in ballot?

[Braeden Gilbert @BraedenRaene]

@Dehvaughn Oh fuuuuuuck no...