Stuff Mr. Braet Says

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The Dion Braet Starter Pack

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Dion - “What’s the different between a piano, a fish, and a bottle of glue?”

Class - “what?”

Dion - “You can tune a piano but you can’t TUNA-FISH!”

Kristen - “What about the glue?”

Dion - “ I knew you’d get stuck on that! Thank you, I’ll be here all week,tip your waiters”

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- Dion Braet, Reading map test advice. -"Remember, Any GOOD book is made into a movie, reading is stupid kids!"

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Quinn - "Never look down a hose, no matter'

Braet - "Yeah never look down on hoes, their trying to make a living too!"

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One time my brother dave told me to go pee onto the fence.... Don't pee on the electric fence kids.

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When the snap says "Opened 7 minutes ago".

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McGwire - "Oh no way!! You look like Forest Gump!"

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Madi: "Emaleigh, did you take your pill?"

Master Braet: "Is it an UGLY pill because I think it's working!"

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Emaleigh: "Have you ever seen the movie where the fish losses his dad?"

Master Braet: "Looking for Carl?"

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Took my new van out for a spin the other day #GoCubsGo

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When she says "I only date smart guys"

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@EHSconspiracies ??

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Dev: didn't Ben just have a birthday?

"Oh, yeah! This day last year!"

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"This was the song my wife and I danced to at our wedding" 💃🏻🏃🏻

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"Stop it with the naughties you're making me mad"

K.

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Who wore it better?

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name a more iconic duo... i'll wait

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"I hope you weren't saying anything inappropriate because I am against that."

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"I'm going to become an artist and draw people without belly buttons. That's what I'll be famous for. #NoBellybutton"