> Be Bonnie Blue (Tia Emma Billinger)
> Divorced her husband at 21
> Quit her boring 9-5 recruitment job
> Rebranded herself as Bonnie Blue
> Slept with 1,057 men in 24 hours
> Targeted 18-19 year old students
> Hosted gangbangs during school leavers’ week
> Offered to pay the winner’s tuition if he made her cum the hardest
> Got banned from OnlyFans for going too far
> Announced pregnancy after breeding mission with 400 men without being protected
> Now posting pregnancy content for clout
> Already planning to film gangbang videos while pregnant
> Bragging about turning her womb into content
> Drinking shots and partying while pregnant
> Says this is all “female empowerment”
November 2026. Election Night. Close race, but Senator Susan Collins scratches out a win against the scandal-wracked Platner. Accepting concession with solemn grace, she hangs up.
Steps down into a victory bath, robe dropping. Camera pans to her wrinkly back: massive swastika.
You can be a tattooed, deep-voiced, "manly" combat veteran who also goes to therapy and shows up for his neighbors. Those two things go completely hand-in-hand.
And I think it's important to have people who can show that, instead of a vision of masculinity that's hardened, shut off, and angry.
This makes me laugh.
“I smoked crack and slept with prostitutes at a cheap motel. I suffered no financial consequences and my dad pardoned me to get me out of legal trouble.
Do I look like I’m part of the elite oligarch class?”
Yes. That’s exactly what it looks like.
it’s very cool how my company 401k is earning a return lower than a HYSA. So not only am I taking a pay cut every week, not only is my ability to retire entirely dependent on the success of AI tech companies, my net worth is also actively going down when compared to inflation.