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Lex Walton and Rowan Please at [Untitled] Rooftop

"Stick Around For Tea" LP release party

10/18/2026

@yugiohmachinim2

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baby born in ridgewood: I want to be an edgy microcelebrity when I grow up!

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If I was president I'd make it so that picking at a pimple makes it go away faster

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Host of an unofficial company party is talking about "7 people can sleep here" what kinda party is this????

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my roommate brings her coffee into the bathroom and it reminds me of my dad Awww......

[隔三秋 @tdxh2004]

@lxr070921 射了以后会贤者模式，就不想被艹了

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nowhere like facebook marketplace

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naming my performance PARTY so everyone goes

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CTO said "belt and braces" in a PR review comment

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@familyhyaenidae ragebaiting by sitting bareass on the kitchen counter and playing with the cream separator

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@COOCHIECOWGIRL awwwwwww

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Bedford and N 5th st used to be a place where The Strokes could meet The Moldy Peaches and now its Awoke Vintage and Spoonbill & Sugartown Books

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@nickcarrscouts is this where Julian casablancas meets the moldy peaches in “meet me in the bathroom” i always wondered where it was

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Last year on a rainy day this guy rear ended me at like 2 miles per hour in greenpoint and when I went up to his drivers seat window he said sorry miss and I was like honestly dont worry about it

[jill @littlefucky]

I have gotten in so many fender benders that weren’t my fault and let the drivers just leave the scene. If u scrape my car idgaf. Time is everything to me……..

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@chiweethedog you always have amazing food concepts and follow through and could be an excellent recipe developer if you werent such a Poaster

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Coffe don’t wake nun up but the poop in yo ass

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Just got my first motorcycle isn’t it fucking bad ass ????

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he on ableton it’s ashitshow

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found a karaoke place with an autotune setup whattt

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found a karaoke place with an autotune setup whattt

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born in le wrong generation about early 2000s nyc indie rock

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not the best pic but haircut by shan fahey. got multiple compliments on it yesterday.

I think next I actually want to try it a bit shorter in the back with the sides more blended