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@The_Seldom_seen I vant to suck your solder 👅🧛

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june 6. stickiest day ever.

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

.@HunterBiden is squirt pee?

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@szgoldner I do 🖤

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Is it so impossible for me to jack off an electrician??

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@offbasicwhite but the vibes tho

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the concept of a starter kit for toilet paper

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@will_selecta

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just had the best deli breakfast sandwich i think ive ever had at 472 Wilson ave

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ChatAGP

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idk how i never realized this till now but taking a shower while youre drunk feels unbelievably good

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wake up early
sweat all day
go to bar
drunk shower
go to bed

feels good

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going to the Local bar in my new neighborhood to talk to strangers cuz im bored

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bro what

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@uncledoomer you should add a cup of soy sauce

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paying $48 to sit on the plane longer

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@arne__ness One exception is 7th ave donuts and diner which is extremely fucking busy all the time but still gives a huge serving of well browned home fries (and its pretty cheap)

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@arne__ness wait till you see the average crustiness of homefries in nyc

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@agedchenpi Hmmm if u were macro watching itd probs be better to get the teriyaki chicken still no?

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@SlumRNA_Dog I mean it still takes a lot of logic / troubleshooting / confirmation but essentially yeah

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@calmandfunny ik the joke here is 600 is a bad price but imagine seeing that and being like "oh ill just pay 600 for no reason"

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moved in with a girl and immediately fixing 5000 things around her apartment