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back at it like a crack addict

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if rape is the victim's fault then 9/11 was the building's fault for being so damn tall and crash-able

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@pdxfunmale I can't believe your son is already 5

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@bookendss All I'm hearing is Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds but in a fantasy world

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@teenhankgst Miss you too dude. I'll have to invite you over for dinner one of these weekends.

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@teenhankgst Awww tiny baby is now big baby

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He never gets off of me

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@bookendss Unlikable how?

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America has lost its fucking mind over the last five years

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Anyways as those of you who know me could guess watching this pandemic grind on due to sheer mass stupidity has got me fucking pissed and my bullshit tolerance meter has been maxed out every day for 18 months now

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Coming back to twitter after several years makes me feel like an old geezer who doesn't understand today's youth

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How's everybody doing? Long time no see.

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I have returned (temporarily)

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Congratulations to @KamalaHarris, who will make history as our next Vice President. She understands what it takes to stand up for working people, fight for health care for all, and take down the most corrupt administration in history. Let’s get to work and win.

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@_kementari_ Not gonna lie I really wanna ring it and yell out THERE BE DRAGONS

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@beyonslaygirl No air get out
No virus get out
Very simple
- Pea

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I fucking hate this year lol

[Ernell Pearson @OceanShrine]

Also; If you’re not playing Fall Guys, you’re fucking up

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My oven baked wing recipe is superb. I hate summer heat but I love summer meals!

[Eli @silverslyguy]

@FallGuysGame Fall Guys lobby music got me like:

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Flute playing #GhostOfTsushima

[TripJenningsVideo @TripPersonal]

Federal agents shot me in the face last night. Federal agents shot me in the face last night while I was covering the Black Lives Matter protests in Portland. It should be clear to everyone by now that BIPOC face a higher risk of violence by police than I do. Story in comments.