Brian Connolly

On the endless pursuit of truth, tacos, justice and quality memes

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@KaylaKayden Hmmm might require a closer inspection 🕵‍♂️🔍👀

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@Rosenbergradio @bluemangroup You tweeting about Blue Man Group on the same day as the Maj World Order reuniting makes me one proud peckerhead! Too good to be true!!

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@DanaWarriorWWE All you SJW marks can relax. She is not her husband. No one is. He's dead. Do not speak ill of the deceased. He would have turned 60 today. Leave this grief stricken widow alone.

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

" You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

May the 4th Be With Them

#Leia #Chewie #PeterMayhew # CarrieFisher

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

More than you ever had, fuckface.

[Nice Guy Wolfie T @PositivelyWolf1]

@WWEPC @ryansatin @SiNNbODHi @TheRealXPac @MikeMondo83 @Micahtaylor01 Did @SiNNbODHi teach how to do 6 months of vignettes before having 2 matches on TV?

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@MariaLKanellis @WWE205Live If it makes you feel any better, I also didn't see much of Lana or Alicia Fox. So you're in good company? Uh...Maybe? Honestly, I can't name a single solitary Maria match. But same goes for Torrie Wilson and she is HOF bound this year. Soooo...

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@Gillette Men be catcalling. Bitches be trippin. Gillette be getting desperate thanks to Dollar Shave Club.

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@realDonaldTrump Laws and rules were made to be broken. Walls between us were made to come down. Like the government itself being shut down. Plus the amount of spray painted cheeto dicks done by graffiti artists on the wall will be YUUUGE.

[Bret Hart @BretHart]

Fight on to victory my courageous brother!

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@davidbix He deleted his Twitter

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I just ordered my food from Clearwater! So excited! #ChilisToGo

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@therealroseanne Michael Richards had to face the same music you are now. Only difference is he didn't say what he said at the height of Seinfeld's popularity. Your insistence on incessant Twitter edginess cost you dearly. For every action, there's a reaction. Deal with it.

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@ColumbiaBugle Tweets are actual physical irrefutable evidence in public view while those 3 face allegations from private encounters that can be and in some cases are defended in a court of law. Duh.

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@therealroseanne STOP abusing Ambien (man made pill) and START enjoying cannabis (God made plant) for all your sleep aid needs. Unless you prefer having an unhealthy addiction as an excuse to be willfully ignorant.

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@TrumpGirlStrong @therealroseanne @ABCNetwork @Disney @JoyVBehar @realDonaldTrump @USAHotLips @carrieksada_ @jojoh888 @StacyLStiles @KamVTV @RealMattCouch @thebradfordfile @davis1988will @Fuctupmind Except that religion is a personal choice one can choose to change at anytime while race is not so you sound like a fucking idiot. Ps...talking to ghosts and dead people is an absolute sign of pure grade A mental illness. Fact.

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@Nowhere27 @therealroseanne @ThomasWictor His name is Louis CK

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@therealroseanne You reap what you sow. Norm MacDonald and your talented staff of writers made your show funny. Now you're out of gas and a job. You old bitter hag. Way to fuck it up for everyone. Rethink your life. Ps...Tom Arnold still sucks.

[Brian Connolly @brain_colony]

@Rosenbergradio

Stay Maj.

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