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@SkolBros but they're 0-4 in super bowls

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this is why it takes forever for women to do laundry

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10 retweets and I will punch Noah Lavold

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if one more kid rings my doorbell asking for candy I'm going to loose my mind. kids these days need to buy their own candy

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Do you ever start watching a soccer game but then you're like wait a second I have a life

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Noah Lavold is bad at hill climb racing 2

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do you ever just want to push a dog with no legs down a hill?

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I hate when the kids at school beat me up. it's even worse when my parents do it

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so think about this. If you dig straight through the earth when you get to the other side you will come out of the sky.... think about it.

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hello. I'm gonna be tweeting my cool thoughts. so get ready for that