antifa labubu

old & dumb & full of crumbs 🌱

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

she abuse my power til i cum as no surprise

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

when you go to a catholic church they offer you a little bit of bread. this is called the Eunuch's Wrist

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

@d_boeckner you got the actual lyrics to Plague Park kicking around somewhere you can/want to share? shockingly I think the internet has a lot of shit transcribed wrong

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

[Lana Del Rey voice]

my bussy taste like barbacoa

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

oh good, Google is changing all its app icons again and they're all just a little bit dumber

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

Ha! penis is a Warm Gun

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

kanye has such a good out

he can just claim that the last 10 years were an elaborate social experiment to see how people balance compassion for the mentally ill with their hatred for rich fucking twats who do things like run for president and get on stage and cry about abortion

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

smokin that shit that got me doing land acknowledgements in the Discord server

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

[long period of silence listening to Steely Dan]

...

"It's called "T", T..."

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

"It's called FruityLoops, T. Because all these queer folks are real good at makin' electronic music. Just don't let 'em near any ladders I heard."

"Why's that, Chrissy?"

"I dunno, T - something about Grease? I always knew that Travolta was a snake"

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

[zionist rappers gassing each other up in the studio]
"WE MAKIN IT ONTO THE STOLEN LAND WITH THIS ONE, FAM"

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

hot take:
if you use "fae/faer" pronouns I will still hide you from the gestapo but I am gonna be a little passive-aggresive about it

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

"Portishead"?

No thanks, I prefer to get sucked from starboard

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

even as a kid I was never scared of Hellraiser. like why would you put all that shit in your face. i'm supposed to be scared of some twat who went to the spa and got conned into getting the full acupuncture package?

no i have not seen the movie

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

@SlinkleDinkle I hope those backup singers got a raise and/or jail time

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

how the fuck did r kelly ever get famous

every piece of his music I've ever heard is a fucking soundclown

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

new peaky blinders thing sucked, but only bc Tom Hardy didn't show up to do the stupid little accent

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

shout out to peanut butter, the only grocery item David Byrne deigns to name when he says he got groceries in 'Life During Wartime'

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

spent an embarrassingly long portion of my life thinking "My Dinner with Andre" was about Andre the Giant

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

going to hit the sickest Kashi parlay or whatever it's called predicting that in 2030 Netanyahu will die of ass cancer and be succeeded by the Rizzler

[antifa labubu @braindmghaver]

you can buy Taco Bell with SNAP funds in California

my hands are tied...
[deep sigh]
Gavin Newsom 2028