I kill people honest to god

26, she/her | Lover of All & Inventor of Hellcube | TUFG Season 2 winner | @geckoslimes is for chewing 🦴 | minors dni

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me: my gf broke up with me, my life is over :(

my sexy 6'8" anthro dog dudebro roommate: hey man that sucks lmao. wanna crack open a white paw with me and talk about it...?

me: I don't wanna do gay stuff with you right now, James Barkley :(

him: haha sorry thought I'd offer

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@berry_gatherer @GooGrrrrl AWW

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@secretkitworldz I wasn't keeping track Did We Get Bingo

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@secretkitworldz seen it like once since. it was so magical

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gay regular show: dude Benson is gonna fuck us in our tight animal asses for this #pride

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crawled out of bed this morning and was glowing red. I hope no one notices they can press the ⭕ button on me to perform a fatal attack this is so embarrassing 😭

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I hotbox my baby twice a day to build up his resilience and he makes me so proud

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"don't blow your vape smoke on my baby" is such a self-report. what, you don't think he can take it? you raising your kid to be a fucking pussy??

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@hurbles WRONG

[emberflux is a trans woman ⚢ @emberflux]

hi, just posting to confirm that i was sexually assaulted by a police officer who entered my flat *illegally* and raped me. i am being charged for resisting rape with assault on an officer. i really need legal help, ty for any support, my health has been incredibly rough since.

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@berry_gatherer exactly!!

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@GRUGCEL 🫡

[em @emilyzulllo]

💪 lesbians

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sorry I'm really bad at this flirting thing

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(walking up to a guy named Mike)
so does the cock match the lemonade.
does your penis get hard too I mean

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I imagine Alvin from Alvin and The Chipmunks has a similar career trajectory to Justin Bieber

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the george lopez fandom is dying
repost if you're a real lowrider

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me: they're stroking your shit while sucking one of the balls in the qrts

that one horny touch-starved mutual checking their notification tab: are they really

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WAIT A MINUTE WE CAN'T *ALL* BE FUCKING OUR POKEMON, RIGHT ?????????????

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no objections and it's been several hours it feels so good to be right all the time

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objectively correct