Brain Dead ppl

Just some fucking mind-blowing stupid shit from working with the public. It's all real life, shit you not! I'm scared for the future!

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

I fucking hate selling prime rib at my restaurant. “Uh excuse me my rare prime rib is cold”.
OF COURSE it’s cold, ITS RARE!!! If it was hot it’d be well done!!!
That’s like ordering an iced coffee and bitching that it’s too cold!

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Is it just me or does anyone else get annoyed when people ask for Diet Coke without lemon. Since when has Diet Coke been expected to come with lemon that someone needs to actually request without.
Yeah no need to specify Becky, we don’t hand out lemons like fucking candy!

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

My level of give a fuck today went a little like this on a table check back...
Me: “How’s everything tasting so far?”
Customer: “eh.....it’s ok I guess”
Me: “ok great, enjoy!!!”
Could not give less of a fuck if I tried, I’m just going through the motions, Chad!

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

“Secret menus” are not a thing. No restaurant is going to put money toward items not on the menu. Restaurant owners and corporations are the greediest of greedy. So no, there isn’t some exclusive secret menu you unlock by annoyingly asking. So stupid! READ THE FUCKING MENU!!!

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Just sat down, ordered drinks. Server coming back any moment to take orders. GREAT time to make a phone call! 😀

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

I met this guy tonight at one of my tables tonight. He was sooooo fucking cool. He chewed on a toothpick and too cool to even talk. Every time I asked him a question about his order he would take a full 5 seconds to respond, SO. FUCKING. COOL. Real badass! I’m so envious!

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

I often wonder if these fucking Karens that come into my work act the same way when/if their friends invite them over for dinner? “This lobster is so small” “this is a too spicy for me take it away” “can I get that without butter?” “The last time I came over you had free bread!”

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

When you have psychopaths in your section and they hand you their credit card. I look down...activation sticker still on there, I knew it! Happens every time! Something about those activation stickers, the psychopaths love em!

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Come in 10 mins before close for the 10 minute before close special. Featuring microwaved steaks, stale 2 hour old fries, cold baked potatoes, bland unseasoned vegetables, and finally denied alcohol sales. All this you can enjoy at 0% off and we’ll throw in a free attitude.

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Feeling extremely off today, very tired, a bit under the weather. What better time is there for us to get busy as fuck with the most annoying nitpicking customers and the kitchen to fuck everything up they touch.

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Had a coworker make a mistake running my food. The old, miserable man at the table was so angry he was POUNDING the table and I walked up and said “anything else I can get you” and smiles and says “this’ll do it”.
His problem? He needed an extra plate. What a privileged life 🙄

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

I wish we took payments directly after you placed your order so I can know how much effort I should put into your cheap, stingy ass.

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Lady who has a $48 chk gives me her debit card with only fucking $30.61 on it. I come back and explain she still owes $17.90, then she proceeds to stare at the bill and says “I don’t know where the $48 comes from”. That’s why this job is giving me fucking high blood pressure!

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Why would you order a 6 oz sirloin on your birthday?
Also thanks for talking amongst yourselves with the intent of me hearing about your birthday. I still don’t give a shit but thanks for trying.

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Guy at table 60 is pissed off his steak on his salad is cold, won’t let us do anything “it’s fine I’ll eat” it he says

20 minutes later freaks the fuck out because nothing was done about it.

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

We all know what the people who tip $9 on $51 look like, act like, and the type of food they order. We don’t hate these people because this isn’t a bad tip, but yet you wonder why they have to be stingy with just that one dollar! 🤔

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

This was during ordering by the way. Not after trying the food, they’ve already had our food 🤦🏻‍♂️
Why are you here?

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Had a two very bitter women sit in my section tonight and tell me how disgusting our seasoning is and our food in general. And it was really hard for me to stop myself but I wanted to say “and yet for some reason here you are! Is it because you enjoy it? Being bitter?”

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

Nothing says “I’m stupid as fuck” better than trying to order drinks and appetizers from the host. I think next time I go to the movies I’ll try to buy tickets from the god damn janitor.

[Brain Dead ppl @brainlesspublic]

It has been a very long time since I’ve had a table that hasn’t pissed me off.