Yumyulack

SCP-781 | Professional Lazy Person | I do several things Tech - Currently FinTech Architect | Instructor @AltSchoolAfrica.

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@the_cloudfairy @SheriffExcel 😂😂😂 Baby mama, when?

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Try to read these TOS sometimes, and see some of the atrocious and unnecessary clauses in these documents.

Like bruh and these one no too much?
Come dey be like threat.

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@annose_ 😂😂

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You'll order groceries online for ease and end up doing mental maths documenting missing items, after the fact.

Like what do I now do with incomplete ingredients @golemonhq?

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To b or not to b?

That is the question.

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

Pidgin is a crazy language tbh cos wydm

“Omo e go b” - Positivity

e don b for us” - Wahala

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@OreKuku_ Even if I no know the place. Na me and gemini, with "via public transport" always in the prompt. Can't be spending monthly transportation expense on 1 trip.

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@iveemamas You're just lying because every post I came across where people spoke of having the opposite experience, didn't end with them just saying they've never felt that way. They were being snob, condescending and judgemental about it as well.

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All the people parroting "it's doable" abeg show working. If no be suffer head you wan put yourself like this, wey you fit even from there answer call to glory.

[Sẹ́nàpọ́n is a SMM @Oluwapelumi_SMM]

Earn 680k, save 500k

Mad savings culture.

[Honey @Easyy_]

If he's anything like Jesus the Nazarene then just give him 3 days.

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Lol, dey play.

[Adeleke | Local SEO That Fills Your Calendar @iamdjzeeno]

On Monday, I designed a website for my client using AI, I sent it to him, he liked it, then told him if he wants his details on it, he should pay, note, this is my first time trying this.

He sent me 50k naira for it, also, recommended me to his brother, who we're discussing now and the pay is 6 figures.

Note, everything from the prompt writing to the design is done by AI.

AI will not replace you, people using AI will.
@omoalhajaabiola @peng_writer

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It's even the "up to...". Which means that it could actually be 0.1%, and they'd be right.

[Mudi @MudiTheInvestor]

Food marketing really makes me uncomfortable. Take this first picture: it looks like Avocado Oil (healthy oil). But just below the bold print is a tiny "plus.”

If you turn the bottle around (second picture), you'll see the product is actually 90% Canola oil (unhealthy oil).

How many people will actually check the back before buying?

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@preshyoux Condolences to your loss.

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Okada riders everywhere, with no plate number 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

These bandits are already settled in Lagos. They are just waiting to be activated.

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Why am I seeing this after just randomly picking it, for the first time, from the supermarket a few minutes ago?

😞😞😩

[Joanne🎀 @Msjoanneeee]

This Viju wheat has to be the nastiest thing I've put in my mouth wtf??

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So you just be profen huh?

[ibuprofen @JenomSenju]

two months free from gooning and I randomly saw an nsfw account I’ve been searching for almost a year 💔😞

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@Molayoo_ @arrakunrin 😂😂 Which kind thing be this.

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Na watin give me bilaterally chipped teeth be this. Never again. Twice bitten, everly shy.

I'll spend that extra 10mins playing beans inspector. I'm that unlucky to be bitten a third time.

[MESIOYE ABDUL-QUADRI AYOMIDE @q_mesioye]

2026 una still Dey pick beans 😒

Pour everything in water, remove every dirt that floats, cook your beans

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@OreKuku_ 😔😔 Berger na like 1:30mins from my side.

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@OreKuku_ Where be that your house again?

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Hate that I had a picture of what she talking about in mind, before getting to the end.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I hate them asses with them butt nuts at the bottom 🤢