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Please, someone on this God-forsaken island must have one?

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@RhonddaBryant @britishmuseum @NationalGallery Don't worry Chris. From the prosperity we're now dripping in from Brexit we can all more than afford to pay poor french museums that little bit extra!

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On hold since 9am on @wembleystadium phoneline for accessible tickets!

What we're after - an afternoon jacked up on Cigarettes & Alcohol watching Rock 'n' Roll Star(s)!

More likely - bugger all point leaving the house... Parklife!

#Oasis

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@helenadack @sarahh112 Great news! Alas nothing here.

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@helenadack @sarahh112 Hi. Did your brother-in-law get anywhere? I've been in the queue since 9am and still waiting. Too invested just to hang up now. :/ Thanks.

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@GinnyHBall

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@GinnyHBall

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@ByDonkeys Genius!

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@secrettory12 Please be Gullis, please be Gullis, please be Gullis. 🤞🤞🤞

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@implausibleblog What is it that you actually want from our exit from the EU?

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#JeremyVine Should the nurses...

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#JeremyVine Should the nurses...

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@wideawake_media #ThickAsFuck

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@SimplyRedHQ Indirectly. The advancements in technology will likely seed advancements more down to earth.

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@BrexitBuster So tell me why I have this sinking feeling that this pub will now be more popular than ever?

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@Iloveautumn2 Dickheadsian Britain!

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@AllisterHeath A pop singer not being a right wing twunt isn't the scoop you think it is.

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@machomeopathy @linfitlass @GBNEWS Guide dogs are paid for by charitable donations, not from taxes, you silly sausage.

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Correcting typo in the link -

👉https://t.co/AmOoViN1Xb

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@RoryStewartUK @RestIsPolitics Forget all the flying, how do you intend to mitigate the carbon footprint of that many candles?

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@TheRealJamieKay Uneven cheese.