Toasterlicious Brain

Humans living via a series of electrical pulses & shit like that doesn't really disprove my hypothesis that I'm a figment of the collective digital imagination

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

@toasterlicious If the pony fits…

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

@toasterlicious I blame endorphins.

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

@geekwithsoul @tkrex …I'd like to see your weak & paltry "smooth" peanut butter come anywhere close to that. @toasterlicious

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

@geekwithsoul @tkrex What @toasterlicious meant to say: chunky peanut butter allows us to achieve being this awesome http://t.co/6r2ipyVu6W

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[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

@BrainofRachel <frontal lobe bump> All hail the hypno-brains!

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

.@toasterlicious Listen, I keep asking for a treadmill so I can run off nervous energy, but no, you just keep pointing out I have no legs.

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

.@toasterlicious I don't know what you mean - I'm not dead. More like undead…like a zombie. #AwkwardSituationForABrain #TryingNotToEatMyself

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

@cthulhuchick If I had a tongue, I'd be sticking it out at you.

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

.@toasterlicious That's "L'enfant terrible" to you! @KatMByrne

[Toasterlicious Brain @brainofjess]

@KatMByrne I believe @toasterlicious would agree that those three options are not mutually exclusive…and may all apply to a variable degree.