Brain of a stoner lesbian

I hate penis and love weed

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

@myfriendwhenhe I see them as like yaoi where squidward is initially homophobic because of the way he was raised and didn’t like SpongeBob because he was openly gay. He thought the nickname “Squiddy” was an insult calling him gay in a homophobic way but eventually he figures out he’s gay

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

What if we were all extra kind horses

[real person who exists irl @myfriendwhenhe]

#DOLLYKANDAFOREVER

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

Walk into my first class of the semester and my professor got a fagcent #winning

[unknown @varauxk]

the earth gave us weed and mushrooms and ppl still do coke

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

Someone should beat me for my tweets

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

I’m not tryna be a lawyer I’m tryna be a teacher #lawyersarefaggots

[Sandyfleeks @sandyfleeks]

People with abs so boring you don’t go to Applebees or nothin bruh

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

@mysnuffer @myfriendwhenhe

[nev @mah0vany]

Getting bitten by multiple vampires call that a fangbang

[ꕤ fairy of twt ꕤ @fairyoftwt]

katseye next single

[jd vyvanse ⚧︎ @minuet_wwa]

“4 likes isn’t a lot” imagine dragons

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

@AtlasJope Wait what

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

What if instead of O Block it was called Ro Block

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

If I had to watch this shit you all do too cause WHY THE FUCK DOES IT GO FROM DUB TO SUB HALFWAY THROUGH

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

I tweeted this so i could like it bc i like shower beer

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

shower beer

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

shower beer

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

can someone remind me of this in like a week?

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

COLLEGE STUDENTS GET 1 YEAR OF FREE DASHPASS. TELL A FRIEND 🗣️

[real person who exists irl @myfriendwhenhe]

why do they say max bassin if he’s not playing the bass. that’s max drummin

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

Update: got an air fryer and it was worth the shitty hetslop sex

[Brain of a stoner lesbian @brainofthatlez]

I’m probably a lesbian but I’d have sex with a man for an air fryer I’m lwk desperate