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[Chainsuman @brainpog]

@GuGi263

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

To avoid getting caught for his mischief, the dog spots a nearby security camera and tries to vandalize it by ramming into it.

[Zack Sharf @ZSharf]

Guillermo del Toro says AI is a form of "natural stupidity" and “we are on the verge of image illiteracy. We are on the verge of cinema illiteracy.”

"We are told images can be generated by artificial means. The existence of an image is not just to be there. It is to connect us, to make us feel beauty."

https://t.co/WhViHLOONh

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

Whenever I see Brian Le in action movies (The Furious, Everything Everywhere All at Once), I can't help but see him as a martial arts Sid Lucero.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

this guy is the best character in film history

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

My personal burger hack is you can add a few pineapple tidbit pieces and Oishi prawn crackers to a Whopper Jr., and maybe some added cheese, and instantly make it go from a 7/10 to an 8.5 to 9/10

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

@milktst 'backrooms' director Kane Parsons has undergone the cloning process from Mickey 17 to make expendable copies of himself.

He is now Kane Persons.

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

I mean, it's good that APC is getting what he deserves but let's not kid ourselves and think a certain senator is doing what he's doing because things have gotten "that bad" and not because he got a better offer/it's more politically advantageous now to switch sides.

[❦ @xylocine]

you know alan cayetano reached final boss levels of evil when sotto, escudero, and zubiri put aside their senate beef and stood side by side cause the situation got THAT bad 😭

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

The Walking Dead? More like The Walking Forehead

[The Philippine Star @PhilippineStar]

‘I’M THE WALKING DEAD’

Senator Alan Cayetano described himself as “walking dead," citing risks of his ouster as Senate president.

“Alan Cayetano is not the issue here; my Senate presidency is not an issue there. I told you from the start, I’m the walking dead. Walking dead as Senate president. Ano ibig sabihin? Anytime, ‘yung hatol na tanggalin sa akin, but ang problema po, ine-escalate nila,” he said.

LIVE: https://t.co/qn5fcgS4Cp

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

@PhilippineStar More like The Walking Forehead

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

I heard a24 got the rights to The Poop Knife

[howdy bitch @looksalotlikeme]

I heard a24 got the rights to squidward’s suicide

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

@asinsilijavas @mirai_mnl48 Oh, there's still alamang being sold with the street food mango even up to today. The salt + chili is just one of the other options. There's also just plain salt.

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

@asinsilijavas @mirai_mnl48 Oh, it's actually salt and chili. Salt + chili in a plastic packet as a dip for green mangoes sold as street food has become more common starting from the 2000s. Alamang is different and is (usually) more liquid.

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

Typical product review sa Lazada.

"Bwisit kayo. Peke 'tong produktong ito! Kulang-kulang ang dineliver. Mga manloloko kayo! Wag kayong bibili dito lolokohin lang nila kayo."

Tapos ang rating niya sa product: 5 stars.

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

Saw this making the rounds again recently and I'm asking y'all to check out Cesar Hernando's short film Kagat ng Dilim.

By the way, it stars a certain actor by the name of Piolo Pascual.

https://t.co/HU2ltR35kS

[yuribeast @rubycumulous]

the cia faked vampire attacks in the philippines to attempt to discourage people from joining the communist guerilla movement and they publicly admit this in a book about all their coups since the cold war that is freely available on their website

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

Some people became fans of Kane Parsons because of #Backrooms or The Oldest View or his Attack on Titan fan videos. Me, it's Sandwich.

https://t.co/BNFTvwrdln

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

Yung nagulat ka kasi hot water ang lumabas for a few seconds sa gripo kahit wala namang heater.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

At 20 years old, Kane Parsons may become the youngest filmmaker to have a film #1 at the box office in its opening weekend.

‘BACKROOMS’ is tracking for a $40M-$50M opening.

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

Kung ako gagawa ng batas, siguro para sa mga nasunugang residential area o lugar na may maraming nagtra-trabaho ex. palengke. Pag nasunog ang lugar at may mall o fastfood etc. na tinayo w/in 1 year doon, 10x lahat ng involved taxes for 5 years ang dapat bayaran ng bagong may-ari

[Bekay @kinpatsukenshi]

Apparently there's a volcano erupting right now in the Philippines. I'm watching a livestream when suddenly there's this extremely bright green fireball coming from a completely unrelated trajectory. Is that a meteor?

[Chainsuman @brainpog]

Teka ba't may part na nagfo-focus sa "gutom" eh wala naman yatang sinabing gutom siya. Ang sinabi, na-blame siya at pinagbintangang gutom ng manager. Eh may x-ray vision ba ang manager pala malaman kung sinong customer ang walang ibang kinain?