my mom

third grade spelling bee champ

[emotional swaggage @bigdogsdieyoung]

The Odyssey is gonna blow my mind when i watch it on tubi in 6 years

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up feeling like an acquired taste

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

no more psycho analyzing. i actually dgaf what’s wrong w you just get it the fuck away from me

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

World Cup is over. Back to being a lady.

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i need to clean my room and what if im destined to be alone why can’t pets live forever and why did u do that to me and i need to do laundry

[L @bajanbiatch]

last nigga blew it #asexual

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

realizing i don’t have to put up with anything i don’t like

[mikey @gay_lilt]

I DON’T CHASE. I don’t really attract either. I’ve honestly been kind of asexual lately and it’s lowkey been really good for my summer reading.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not fighting my demons we’re just kind of hanging out

[The Weapon @_16lives]

Smoking weed so i can be bored and disabled in the house

[zee @zee63365234]

can everyone please just get higher self esteem you can literally still be insecure just have a backbone

[x__x @bpdsins]

the right man will love that u r a weird woman

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[my mom @brainppprincess]

@cliffosmuke Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy