Mike Hayward

Chief Creative Officer at @Copafuji

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

Whatever this country is I will fight for it.

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

Just got on @TribelSocial. I'm not sticking around for Elon's Twitter. It's going to be a hateful, racist, ignorant place. Well, I guess even more of a hateful, racist, ignorant place.

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

Lightning Crashes by Live is the best song ever written with the word "placenta" in it. Don't @ me.

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

Signed a permission slip for my 16yo son to watch an R-rated movie in class and added underneath "No NC-17s though please!" He was horrified. This is why I got into parenting.

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

This person will vote in the midterms. Dems, better turn out big.

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

This woman thinks drug dealers are handing out fentanyl on Halloween. Why? Because Fox News told her.

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@WSUCougarFB COOOOOOOOOOUGS!!!!!!!!

[John Long @janthonylong]

How it started / how it's going

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The Rehearsal is the most creative show I've ever seen. The mind of Nathan Fielder is truly one of a kind.

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

If there's one thing that can bring the right and left together, it's that we're all happy we're finally done with the phrase "squad goals".

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@AndrewMitrak Here I am cursing the darkness and you go and light a candle!

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

Can someone please explain this calorie math to me?

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@Cliffisincharge That’s exactly what I thought!

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

This was a layup of a logo sign to make and they airballed it

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@mmpadellan All of the above.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ceo of 90’s mcdonald’s: we need like 15 mascots for some reason

marketing guy: ok. like what?

ceo: clown

marketing guy: don’t kids hate clowns

ceo: another guy steals from our store

marketing guy: why would we-

ceo: a purple abomination. just fucking disgusting, this guy

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

Now that Biden is talking about the Cancer Moonshot again I guess the GOP has to come out as pro-Cancer.

[Alteño @zwiitt]

@weisselbergers @DevinCow @AndrewYang Is Andrew Yang still running for relevance?

[Ol' Crimson @olcrimson]

There will be no beer left in Madison tonight. #LFG #GoCougs #WaveTheFlag

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@CougSutra @WSUCougarFB @BadgerFootball This is 💯 on brand for us Coug fans 😂😂😂 #GoCougs

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@armani_marsh WHAT A WIN AND WHAT A TEAM!!!!#GoCougs #PALOUSEJUICE

[Mike Hayward @brainpunch]

SUE BIRD!!!