Brainrot Journal

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What’s the weirdest fact you wish you didn’t know about the human body?

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Hey so you can’t play spades better than me and here’s my trophy to prove it.

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Hermit crab in a clear shell… with a special butt-scratching arm.

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Disney+: “are you still watching?”

Us:

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Give this island a perfect name.

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Anytime I get a boyfriend I cheat on him with men who look like the ones he envisions, and who drive the car he’s been dreaming about just to crush him completely

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Men will still cheat🤦‍♀️😭

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This might be the most insane way I’ve ever seen someone watch YouTube ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

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No Drama.
No Allegations.
Not Abusive.

just the Greatest Streamer Alive

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Jay-Z is now officially the world’s richest musician, with an estimated net worth of $2.5 billion.

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The amount of people waiting outside of Drakes hotel in Germany 😳

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I can’t believe God is showing me His love through a man. I feel His grace, reassurance, and care in my life through him🥹❤️

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Men really be having so many women and they’ll have bonds with ALL of them. Like what is wrong with you?

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Men will never admit they are talking to other people.

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When you on your 8th body since the break up and you still miss her

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Men need to get it through their heads that some women bring friends on dates for safety, not because they’re broke or trying to run up your bill.

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Men Only: What’s the sweetest thing a woman has ever done for you ?

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I want a gf man .

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Why do women do this😭😭💔