TableTomRPGEEZ

I put the Tom in Thomas

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Pinning this so I will never forget the fact that BEN SCHWARTZ did a video for my freaking wedding. I will rewatch this EVERY DAY

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Sometimes fatherhood means letting your son keep his hand in your mouth because it makes him stop moving for 45 glorious seconds. https://t.co/fG1cR6m9uk

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@MakeMeLikeIt1 Is this the new year you were talking about finally?

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@sikkinouza They are lying to seem like good parents, I told everyone how horrible and terrifying griffin looked in all of those and all of my love existed despite the fact that I feared he was gonna claw out of mandies stomach like an alien symbiote

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@mcadamswow @blumenfeld Dang! Beat me to it

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@sikkinouza I’ve only seen the pilot episode but I’m guessing zendaya sniffs some pills but feels bad about it then her friend Julie bangs a physics teacher or something and the talk handsome white guy does something terrible but they try to make him sympathetic even though he is the worst?

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This is NOT a debate i'm willing to have. Society has rules, and one of those rules is that a 0 on the die=10. WE ARE NOT BEASTS

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Is this 0 or 10?

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@sikkinouza @petfindernames Yes I’ll take both please

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@Williesillie2 That's some "demanding to be the wheelbarrow in monopoly" energy right there. Consider it done

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@NADDPod just got my #2 dad mug from #NADDPod merch store! For some reason I also got a second mug with a 6 on it. Is this a threat? Is this how long I have to live? 10/10 for the balnor mug though

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🚫I'll never sell you a PS5 (as it says in my bio). Anyone who does is a fake (WHY DON'T YOU READ THIS?!)

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@sikkinouza

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In what world is this 1 step? https://t.co/unQ4pFBH9N

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@Jonwahizzle The entire dynamic between that judge and him has been so insane. It would almost make more sense if we found out he was the kid's uncle and they let him judge anyway, at least that would explain how on his side he has been this entire time

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@sikkinouza I feel like even having actual truck nuts on the back of your car is less of a red flag than that

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@KoboldPress You are in great shape if she does her job half as well as she babysits my character in DnD!

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Why is this owl so hot?

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

✅ Flight
✅ Darkvision
✅ Proficiency in Stealth

The Owlin are really turning heads.

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@rejectedjokes Do you ever see yourself guesting on a D&D podcast? **cough** @NADDPod **cough*

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@sikkinouza @Meat_Ruckus what, am I the ONLY one that loves to watch myself poop while my right thigh touches cold damp glass?

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

just had the most intense text exchange with my boss 😳 *100% real*

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@GolgariGlenRoss Thanks! The tree did most of the work though, one look and I knew it was begging to be turned into 3 dice towers haha