Go For Broke For Pie!

Nerdlinger, meatshield, lover of the oxford comma, and all around below-average individual. I also love pie. All the pie.

[Go For Broke For Pie! @Brake4Pie]

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[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

Republicans: the right to bear arms is absolute, and a federal gun registry subjects law-abiding citizens to excessive scrutiny and unwarranted government tracking.

Also Republicans: let's seize state voter rolls and create a federal voter registry!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Exactly

[Kintinue @Kintinue]

Seventy percent of the earth’s surface is covered in water and none of it is carbonated.
<_<
>_>
That’s proof that the earth is flat.
😂🤣

[Go For Broke For Pie! @Brake4Pie]

@TheTweetOfGod

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

NEW: 35 retired fed judges escalate challenge against Trump $1.7 billion slush fund & IRS deal

They say Trump Admin's latest filing "underscores the need to investigate whether the parties have perpetrated a fraud on this Court & corrupted the integrity of the judicial process"

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Strait of Hormuz is closed again. That lasted about as long as the reflection pool paint job.

[kobe @kobertthecat]

scientists hav discovered a new dinosaur. kobersauras rex

[Go For Broke For Pie! @Brake4Pie]

@moricalliope When does the remix of "Peanut Butter In My Bathroom Sink" drop?

[🐾 @sickiecat]

she’s my
perfect baby

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I lost my job, my kids have whooping cough, and I can't afford steak or gas. But at least now billionaires can use their social media companies to help incite riots.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Only Trump could unite soccer fans to take the side of a ref.

[Go For Broke For Pie! @Brake4Pie]

@MintFantome GLGL with the move, boss! See you soon!

[blossomthecat @lilblossmae]

tiny princess

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

JUST IN: A federal judge has ruled Trump's $100,000 H-1B visa fee is an unauthorized tax on businesses and must be vacated. https://t.co/bQXFTaiMmK

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Aides roused Secretary of War Pete Hegseth at 3 AM last night to warn him of the impending Israeli attacks. But this is hardly the first time that Mr. Hegseth has been awakened by the promise of shots.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The definition of a Christian is simple: a person who follows the actual teachings of Jesus Christ.

So no one, basically.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

That’s one hell of a fair question. And I can *promise* everyone reading this that neither Trump nor anyone in his administration—nor anyone who voted for him—can answer it.

Because none of this makes sense or is intended to make sense. It’s all just Old Man Trump’s psychopathy.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

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[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

@realDailyWire Fuck off, you guys cheered on Trump as he danced on Mueller’s grave, called Tim Walz a “retard”, posted AI fat shaming memes of Pritzker, and AI videos of Obama getting arrested.

You created this environment. You don’t get to run away now.