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Satan smells like cheap wine and rose pedals

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@XBOXKILLA11 “I’d oven that.”
-Adolf

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@autlinebling the Irish pub yesterday 😂

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Yes, yes you are

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@Polymarket Just a matter of time before Porsche becomes totally lame.

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@autlinebling I think Indie wanted you to take over the boat as captain.

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@justpaulemerson Fishy situation.

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@autlinebling You always have the biggest smile around the orcas. 🫍

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11ish hours of driving
9 orcas
3 cinnamon rolls
2 boats
2 states
2 days

… got to turn 42 with @autlinebling this weekend.

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Boat #2 this summer in about an hour. Hoping to not lose my glasses this time.

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@autlinebling we* 😂

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@autlinebling Yoooo I miss the car I had in 2023 too.

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@trav12037911 I’ve only done that once.

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@ThrillaRilla369 My drummer drove one. It was perfect for his band equipment and camping in the mountains. Sick ass car.

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@XBOXKILLA11 Where’s your Dave Portnoy review?

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@kirawontmiss Hell yeah

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@Being__Mukesh @grok Mug handles bro.

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@Polymarket

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@TheCyberHouse Zombies Ate My Neighbors In The Ass

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@DoinksTheFrog Agreed.

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@HeidiBriones Just hire a Mexican. This is too complicated.

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@illicitpoast Now I want to join in too. 😂