Today is my best friends birthday. He is also called my Grandpa and here are some of the pictures I took of him when we vacationed together in Mexico 🥳❤️ (he says the last one gives him a Johnny Cash vibe and I have to agree)
A list of things I don’t think penguins would be very good at
-jump roping
-cracking an egg
-hurdling
-hoola hooping
-driving a car
A list of things I think they’d be really good at
-slip n’ slide
I accidentally sneezed 8 times in a row in class today and the girl next to me just cooly slid an Allegra pill to me without any words. I looked at her and she said cheers and proceeded to take her own pill. This is the energy I vibe with
Daily tweet asking the @jonasbrothers to give me attention and free tickets to their Minneapolis show so I can pull up wearing a red dress and high heels. #Please