Brittany

Nerd, gamer, former-blogger, socially awkward mom of 3, potato 🥔

[Brittany @brakspants]

@danieleliot He looks super stoned 😂

[Brittany @brakspants]

@danieleliot I know 😢

[wilbie :) @wootboop]

RT to scare a Worldle fan

[Brittany @brakspants]

@ludibriumventis *pinch pinch*

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I’m just so crabby. 🦀

[Brittany @brakspants]

We don’t deserve Dolly 😭

[Josh Smith @JoshSmithWrites]

News from @Dollywood : "Dollywood Parks & Resorts today announced it will cover 100% of tuition, fees and books for any employee who chooses to pursue further education." Program to launch 2/24 for all seasonal, PT, FT employees, & they can enroll day 1 of their employment.

[Brittany @brakspants]

@phlcolin That’s dark, man 😂

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@phlcolin So gross.

[Brittany @brakspants]

@phlcolin Pants has been failing me the past few days 😂

[Brittany @brakspants]

@ludibriumventis My strategy of always guessing “pants” first will one day pay off.

[Brittany @brakspants]

Man, everyone from my childhood tv shows is dying. Don’t make me face my own mortality like this!

[Brittany @brakspants]

@phlcolin Don’t eat any Teddy Grahams.

[Brittany @brakspants]

This is a thing we do now.

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[Brittany @brakspants]

@phlcolin Nooooo! 🙅🏻‍♀️

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@phlcolin Never watched it.

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@danieleliot One year in Columbus they rang our bell and we had to stand there in the open door while they sang at us and it was so awkward.

[Brittany @brakspants]

12 year old asked me why Apple computers are called Mac. 👵🏻

[Brittany @brakspants]

@danieleliot Hope it’s not a bunch of Halloween decorations.

[Brittany @brakspants]

If I have to hear that GD fancy Applebees song one more time I’m gonna lose it.

[Brittany @brakspants]

@colinhammar @talltbh Love that they just shoot you up next to the foot fungus remedies.