claire

your average cat lady and esthetician

[claire @bramflake]

CALL ME MRS. BLISS BECAUSE YA GIRL GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!

[claire @bramflake]

i’m creating New Baseball™️ and it’s my roman empire

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

FUCK

[claire @bramflake]

1.6 update isn’t out on console (yet) so in the meantime I FINALLY achieved Perfection on my Year 11 farm I began in 2021 :’) she is beautiful

[claire @bramflake]

SUCCESS

[claire @bramflake]

if I don't end up marrying one of David's friends, I've failed my life mission

[claire @bramflake]

@orc_splooge @ecto_fun the entire story behind Death is so fucking cool

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Jesse Plemons with one of the best line deliveries in the history of comedy movies.

[claire @bramflake]

oh simpler days of social media

[claire @bramflake]

#HowCome I can't get above 200,000 on temple run ?

[claire @bramflake]

@kaitlynmccccc WHERE on earth did you find gold shadow pens?! gelly roll is *the shit* and I’m trying to eventually purchase their whole collection but i feel like the # 600s are so impossible to find in store!!!

[claire @bramflake]

since the cat is officially out of the internet bag:

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💗💓💞💞💕💕💘💖💖💞💞💓💗💞💕💖

[claire @bramflake]

@linds_moran (idk if this helps with your particular situation but) speaking from personal experience the IRS are shockingly chill when it comes to owed taxes, they helped me set up a super reasonable payment plan!!

[claire @bramflake]

@nikkijvandy god damnit i feel like i should pay you for this free therapy

[claire @bramflake]

watching the PWHL game and I’ve never felt so alive

[claire @bramflake]

@edwintalks I want this on a shirt

[claire @bramflake]

@bpetro88 Hahahahaha it’s less impressive than it appears, I honestly just searched my @ name + ‘ramen burger’ (I knew I must’ve tweeted about them at some point) and my hunch was correct🤣

[claire @bramflake]

TOOK ABOUT A DECADE BUT I GOT MY FUCKING RAMEN BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[claire @bramflake]

My cousin is in NYC and posted a photo of her ramen-burger and I couldn't be more jealous I am in tears

[claire @bramflake]

@tayylorr__ MET ALL EXPECTATIONS & THEN SOME it was absolutely delicious 😭❤️

[claire @bramflake]

@jmccandless15 Kogane Ramen in Chelsea!!! Phenomenal 😭

[claire @bramflake]

@kaitlynmccccc omg you just unlocked a memory. this was my first ever makeup product I bought for contouring :’) probs 2013 I wanna guess

[claire @bramflake]

@scrowlsey I just did the same thing!!! these bad boys should’ve been gone LONG ago