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eating tater tots on my teeter totter

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“Yeah dude he had unlimited drip” my friends talking about me after I die

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About to cook this up 🔥🔥🔥

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Who’s to say we drink a 24 pack of Budweiser right now?

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Everybody loves having 80s parties but why not go bolder with the Paleozoic Era and dress up as trilobites

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A cold sauna? You mean a refrigerator

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@I__brYan__I needs to be ...

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What do you think the world’s most liked food is? I’m talking about a DISH like pizza or something - ex. not white rice

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Just realized, how close the words chapstick and chopsticks are

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https://t.co/mFOuW7MJAh

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Explaining the beginning of a movie to people, describing the two main characters and ending it with

“And we BELIEVE, we have a HUNCH their paths may cross at some point”

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When a minion gets jaundice, does it turn green?

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Do you think the first guy outside at night was like “when are they gonna turn the lights back on in this place?”

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Truly believe rock the casbah by the clash is one of the greatest songs ever made

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Ever listened to music without the sound?? Not so much hyped up to what you thought it was huh

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So you’d have the “Bon Jovi” line, the “Sum 41” line, “Mary J. Blige” etc.

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They should make it so subway systems aren’t organized by color, but by the artist they ONLY play on each line

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I don’t like oranges much my citrus taste buds have gone kaput

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Imagine a Roman gladiator hearing S&M by Rihanna

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Oh yeah, it’s official

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Jazz is BACK!