blade thrower

fuck nigga. free Palestine 🇵🇸

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

I think male birth control is sick. Too bad niggas cant handle drugs that make them moody unless they getting extra home runs or TDs

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

Got a bald pattern on my head shaped like the ATL Falcons logo. What yall niggas on?

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

JACK OFF AND KEEP YOUR MONEY IN YOUR POCKET

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

Lame ass nigga

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The first “all female space flight” was a tourist trip on a remotely piloted vessel and it lasted 11 minutes in total. Nothing was accomplished and no scientific advancements of any kind were made. This is not exactly a shining moment for feminism.

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

This is so fucking gay

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

President Trump is now 6'3" 224 pounds with 4.8% body fat. We might lose him to the NFL draft

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

@BenLSherry Pitching staff is absolute ass

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@Duh_wettest95 On me 😭

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

The getting sober to getting your CDL pipeline needs to be studied

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

We COOKED cooked

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

When your opinions don't even come in bumper sticker

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

I always carry a corkscrew around in my car, cuz you never know when you're gonna have to pop a mthrfckr's tires.

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

"It's a damn shame, you can call a nigga a nigga and still keep your job"

[Variety @Variety]

Bill Burr is baffled by how Elon Musk "gives a shout out to Hitler" yet "still has a job" and support.

“What I don’t get is the amount of veterans, people in the armed services, that died to stop Hitler. Then this guy comes in, you know, and does that [salute], while being an immigrant too which is… the whole thing, none of it tracks. How you can be like support the troops — America love it or leave it — and then guy this comes in and gives a shoutout to Hitler... I’m not trashing Republicans. All Republicans did not Sieg Heil. That guy did and I was just amazed that all liberals had was one day of outrage. Then they’re like, ‘Oh, I guess that didn’t work.’ And I guess we just kind of move on.”

Read more here: https://t.co/brSRomplJF

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

@stepfanie The nigga just retarded it's not that deep

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This shit just mad corny by now

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

I low key wouldn't even trip

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Imagine coming home to this meal after being up for 14 hours at the warehouse.

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

Shuck jiving coonery

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

At the Black History Month celebration at the White House, and we all just heard Kash Patel has been confirmed!

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Log off

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

Do you think if we chalk up two men acting as president at the same time as gay, maybe they'll stop?

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

"I'm so racist to the point where I'm willing to fuck up my own bag"

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Democrats think we care about prices going up from tariffs

Bitch we voted for Trump to deport 10 million illegals and destroy the system rigged against us

You really think we give a damn about syrup prices from Canada? 🤣

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

Repealing a constitutional amendment for another man? GAY

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

I just introduced a resolution to amend the 22nd Amendment to allow President Trump to seek a third term. Read the details.👇https://t.co/OTacpt3ggE

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

Trash reality tv be pissing me off. Too much shoes on furniture

[blade thrower @bramstokers_]

Nigga hit it twice

[James Jackson @derJamesJackson]

Elon Musk does what looks like a Hitler salute after talking of victory at Trump inauguration, thanking supporters for assuring "the future of civilisation"