Brrap Brrap Pew Pew

[Brrap Brrap Pew Pew @bran_duhh]

my tiny king 🥺✨

[Larry David @NotLarrayy_]

You people are actually just geniuses

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘FUTURAMA’ series has ended again.

While there are no current plans for the series to return, 3 specials are still in development for Hulu.

(Source: https://t.co/KJJJilfWyO)

[Chef B613 👨🏽‍🍳 @goldenflacko]

STOP HAVING BABIES WITH THESE MENTALLY ILL MEN 🗣️🗣️‼️

[lazydaytea @Lazydaytea]

This is lowkey my top ten pics oat

[cigarjette @tboydisorder]

took an everything shower + 20mg vyvanse 15mg edible 12% alc + ordering chinese food. never kill yourself

[Crusader Chris @CrusaderChris89]

Never kill yourself

[Bada @Auraphull]

I hate being a woman because no matter what I do I sound like this I

[speebus @speebus1]

The best one is the dude at the beach going "oh thank God I thought this was a sting, I'd hate to be exposed as a pedo" while you can vaguely make out Chris Hansen and Friends coming up behind him

[Synthetic Anima @SyntheticAnima]

They don't even give you a cube anymore they just throw you in an open office like an exposed bug

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies

[HFR Podcast @hfrpodcast]

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu says that America deserved 9/11 during his speech at the UN General Assembly

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

HAPPENING NOW 🚨

MASS WALKOUT as most delegations ABANDON the UN General Assembly while NETANYAHU begins his speech.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

It’s a men’s set

[Deleted @DeletedVILLAIN]

The timeline shows Nolan’s phone was last unlocked with facial recognition after he had already died

THEY UNLOCKED HIS PHONE

He did not have water in his lungs

iPhone was open after he died - by Face ID or Passcode

Messages were being deleted

WTF

[Brrap Brrap Pew Pew @bran_duhh]

I really love seeing all those white women go ham on Bradley on a budget

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Professor Hulk's dab has been replaced with a 67 meme for ‘AVENGERS ENDGAME ENCORE'.

(via: Deadline)

[BlackKrystel @BlackKrystel]

Without a doubt, one of the best pieces of media in existence. Period.

[Guard @PoorGuard]

Fun fact: They are both British aristocracy, and nobody marries faster than a couple of aristocrats of similar age

The wedding reception was in a castle Rose's family owns near this church

(Not even their "main" castle btw)

[Orbital @Orbital_Ape]

Applied to job 2 days ago, they message me the next day, interview today, full time job offer 2 hours later

[LPC @landpalestine]

DoorDash spent over $1M to try and stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC Mayor

Zohran just got DoorDash to pay $131.5M in settlement fees to workers they stole wages