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[brandon @branbot5000]

bf being the only person able to take photos of me that i dont hate >>>

[brandon @branbot5000]

@DEMONSLUT69 @dyliebop TYYYY WE LYSMMMMM

[brandon @branbot5000]

Posted on ig but yall need to see this shit

[brandon @branbot5000]

recently 😵

[brandon @branbot5000]

taking a break at work to watch the headphones on mv again

[brandon @branbot5000]

6hr train ride to lorde + japanese house
wake up to another 6hr train ride to addison
wake up to a 7hr drive home

[brandon @branbot5000]

ofc this freak loser bitch doesnt know anything about david byrne

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.

[brandon @branbot5000]

***frost children***

[sam 🪽 @petrasmatique]

kim petras is bringing recession pop back.

[brandon @branbot5000]

@KeyJay115 everyone arguing this in the comments as if jessica wasnt supposed to have a daughter and breed with feyd to be produce the kwisatz haderach. paul just had to make do! hello!

[brandon @branbot5000]

birds of a feather frot together

[brandon @branbot5000]

taco bell drive through employee just said “i know a gay when i see one”

[brandon @branbot5000]

considering naming him labubu…

[brandon @branbot5000]

love interrupting my boyfriend as he cooks us dinner to show him a funny tweet every 30 seconds

[brandon @branbot5000]

me when i paint on my bf

[brandon @branbot5000]

shes soooo kinda like a prettier jesus

[Addison Rae Charts @AddisonChart]

💗| Addison Rae taking a picture with a baby before going to the rollerskating rink in LA.

🎥: @hotfunnyaries on TikTok

[brandon @branbot5000]

past three days for the boyfriend and i:
✅ saw magdalena bay live
✅ secured keys to dream apartment
✅ secured lorde tickets
✅ had elote

[brandon @branbot5000]

got imaginal frisked at magdalena bay

[brandon @branbot5000]

life update? erm yeah its awesome

[brandon @branbot5000]

waiting for dylan to get home so we can listen to new addison together

[brandon @branbot5000]

people doubting lorde’s creative direction in the year 2025 as if she hasnt had her finger on the pulse since she was 15. stand back and stand by