Branch Librarian

Library Directors Club Dropout. MLIS. Book IT All-Star Reader of 1993. |Observations are my own.|

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@hpwebb1073 A jury of your peers would not convict you.

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@EmilySluder I’m actually a wizard and can make magic happen and make the wifi just whoop! come right back on when it goes out, it was part of my grad work, although I didn’t study lottery machines. [me: faceplant]

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The lottery machine is down, the self service one, and people are freaking out, they can’t understand why we can’t fix it? Umm, maybe because I’m not the State?

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@midnighteyes Oh no, I’m currently not working in a library.

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@Iread4life Ha! no big, and I probably shouldn’t have used the word “kid” but I just refer to everyone as a kid, people my age, actual kids, it’s just how I describe someone, like “that kid I was talking to over there...” but clearly an adult.

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My mother called as I was leaving work, I have my purse, water bottle, coat, etc, in my hands, so when I hung up I put my phone in my shirt; I hear something and I’m I FaceTime’ing a kid I met via Bumble who I have not spoken to in 18 months and he’s getting full boob, perfect.

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@AreyouthereZod Mentally?

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@DrunkestLibrary Hey, I working today, I’ll see you there!

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Either Wednesday or Thursday this week I met a little girl and her mom in the grocery store, she told me all about her little brothers “Blakey and Connor,” how they were all going camping for the first time, and her Frozen sleeping bag, I hope they’re all having a good time.

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@A_will419 I love dad jokes.

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@barry Angel fish, even made a poster board for the presentation that I cut out in the shape of an angel fish 🐠

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@A_will419 Just my luck.

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@beastlibrarian Seriously, I’m like “end. end. END. END!!!!!”

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@SurlyLibrarian Caillou is the devil.

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@Dlee888888 For real. It’s in such a stupid spot that I hit it every time I pick something up or whatever, so annoying, I need alcohol to soothe my wounds, literal and psychological.

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One of the dumbass cart pushers put a glass jar on the service desk counter yesterday and I picked it up to take care of it, well he failed to mention it was broke and I sliced my thumb on it, it’s not a bad cut, but it still freaking hurts, and the whole thing pisses me off.

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@ballerlibrarian Exactly. I’m following the rules you made and make me folllow, but sure when this dude starts yelling do whatever YOU want.

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@ballerlibrarian THIS. this happens constantly, people throw tantrums, berate employees, then when managers show up they give in to the customer to calm them down instead of backing up their employee, makes me so mad.

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Apparently btwn getting home at midnight and just now, I got up, went to the bathroom, obviously accompanied by the cat because the sink was still running, and there was two cats enjoying some fresh, cool, running water when I walked into the bathroom this morning.

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Every night I tell myself I’m going to bed early and here we are at 2 AM again.